He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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