There is no way he is gay with that hair.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
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Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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