Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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