we have pet lesbian snakes
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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