all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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