your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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