There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
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if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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