so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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