Can i not drive my cunt home
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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