on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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