just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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