some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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