I love black thongs
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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