Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
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I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
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Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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