I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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