we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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