Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Will exercising make me less horny?
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