It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
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Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
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