Pappa wants mamma naked
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
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this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
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I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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