Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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