STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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