Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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