It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
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i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
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I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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