i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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