On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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