Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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