I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
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Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
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I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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