Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
pray to the hookup gods
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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