You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
