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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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