I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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