someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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