this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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