I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
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I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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