I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
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Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
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Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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