YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I need to calm my uterus...
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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