They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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