She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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