I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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