he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
What a dumb baby whore.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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