so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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