Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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