If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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