But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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