singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
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Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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