So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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