If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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