OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
You were trust falling into bushes
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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