I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
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he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
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I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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