Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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