Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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