i barfeds in our rink
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
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Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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