sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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