I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
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Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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