I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
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I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
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We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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