So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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